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"If voting made
any difference they wouldn't let us do it."
-
(Mark Twain)
"Sometimes I wonder whether our
country is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or
by imbeciles who really mean it!"
-
(Mark Twain)
"We put petty thieves in jail and send the
great ones to Washington, D.C." -
(Adapted from
a quote by Aesop)
"Suppose you were an
idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat
myself." -
(Mark Twain)
"You don't stop
laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop
laughing."
- (Michael Pritchard)
"It is far more impressive when others
discover your good qualities without your help."
- (Judith
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